Genshin Impact

Probably the reason that your broke and bi right now

Man: I just started playing genshin impact

Woman: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA FEED ARE KIDS!?

Man: Don’t you have money?

Woman: How do you think I know what you are talking about right now!

Man: oh…. But I really wanna go down on kaeya and zhongli and childe and diluc

Woman: I want to do the devils tango with beidou.

Man: You see what we gotten are selves into!

by Genshin Fan September 10, 2022

Flaccid On Impact

1)To have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.

2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.

3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.

This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"

Brian: Yeah, I would have totally pounded her last night, but I went flaccid on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

deep impact

When you see a girl that is thick then realize once you knock her up she will get fat and stay fat. The evidence is shown through her mother, who is fat

"Yo dude that girl is so thick"

"Yea but wait til you make DEEP IMPACT. she'll blow up"

by ratmanrulez May 19, 2009

Impact

If something is amazing or the best it is impact.
also used when describing something that is as good as it gets.
a term coined by Goemon in his many video game exploits.

Lane: yo man, that booty is impact!
Wade: she's twelve?
Lane: age is only a number. impact is impact!!!
Steve: damn lane, WoW is impact.
Lane: not. my screams are Impact.

by WadeWood April 8, 2007

Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory

Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory is the theory that beta males just let their fellow betas get beaten up by other betas and it trickles downwards into a society of 99% beta males. When the trickling occurs, there is no way to stop it. Whereas when an upward alpha male surge occurs, feminists are quick to jump in and shut down the movement. The Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory explains the steady dropping of testosterone rates and increasing feminine male behavior in society.

Guy 1: Did you see that black thug beat up the white guy working at Applebee's while all of the whiteys stood around looking on?
Guy 2: That's what I call the Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory!

by Eric Kazinsky May 11, 2016

impacted fist twirl

where u sit on fist and spin faster than a twirling mary go round

damn nigga the wya she impacted fist twirl me was faster than that horsey

by the man with the plan an a gun October 4, 2010

Genshin Impact

The start of all addictions, why you have no money for a house, and why your lover probably left you.

To be honest, they do have really hot 3D anime characters and good lore. Can't really argue with that.

Genshin Impact ruined my life, Shelby!! It ruined it!!! OMG NEVERMIND GANYU RERUN DROPPED, GOTTA GO GET HER

spends life savings

by mayo in a jar September 24, 2022