IM-acrite

1. A person or thing who says that they'll do something online* and then crushes your anticipation into smitherines.

*either they'll do something on the computer.

*or they'll agree to do something online.

My friend always says she'll be back online in ten mins but comes back in thirty.. sometimes never at all.
She is such a IM-acrite. </3

by natalie sthoup August 2, 2010

im sorry

What someone says when they know they f***ed up majorly and they want to fix it.

Dude: Im sorry i was totally hittin on you last night and I know you dont like me that way and we're just friends.

Chick: you know you f***ed up our friendship right?

by Bluseph. November 10, 2009

Im shook

To be scared or immensely worried about something.

Person 1: how you feeling about your fight today?
Person 2: to be honest im shook.

by Teendictionary August 23, 2016

IM porn

When you send the word of genitals/private body parts over instant messaging

Hey Phil guess what.........TESTICLES....ha u just looked at IM porn

by k-moon January 20, 2009

im gay

Bassicly saying that you love another boy.. boy love boy

Jacod: Hey guys im gay!!
Betheny: Ok?
Jacob: David come here
* David walks to him and kisses him on the cheek *
David: Hi jacob

by ##Potat 99j December 13, 2018

im not a monkey, im a scientist

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.

Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

by Memeulous June 2, 2017

IM Madness

When you are talking to more than 4 people on instant messenger and you can't handle it. Especially if these people are annoying. Also called "Attack of the IM's" or "IM Spazzing" or "IM Overload".

BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! Ahhh! Make this IM madness stop!

by *MICHI* August 12, 2003