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Hulu and hump

-SIMILAR to the saying "Netflix and chill", "Hulu and hookup", "Amazon and anal, etc."

The act of "watching" Hulu shows or films with someone, the two people then end up having sexual intercourse while the film continues to play in the background . Typically, the two individuals will only truely watch the first 15- 20 minutes of a film before making the transition into the humping , sexual intercourse , part of the night.
♂JOEY: (* in a deep sexually suggestive tone*) "Yo Nicole! Got plans for tonight?"
♀NICOLE: "Heyyy Joeyyy! I don't think so... whats up??"
♂JOEY: "Wanna come over my place later and maybe watch a movie on Hulu or something?"
♀NICOLE: (*flirtatiously smiling*) "I'd deff be down for some Hulu... pick me up around 7:30 tonight?"
♂JOEY: "Sweet! I'll be there at 7:30... you better be ready for me.." (*he smiles and winks at her*)
♀NICOLE: "Oh, I'll definitely be ready!"

**Nicole smiles and blushes, then walks away while flirtatiously waving goodbye.**

Joey was certain she wanted to do more than JUST watch a Hulu film...

she wanted to Hulu and hump his brains out.

**Joey waves goodbye. He immediately stops at the nearest convenient store to stocks up on a

fresh box of condoms for the film later.**
by ballbusterbabe88 April 17, 2016
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facebook humping

when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.
"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."

"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"
by Hchamp June 19, 2007
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corpse hump

In an online FPS game, to stand over the warm corpse of your opponent and repeately squat up and down in a display of dominance. This activity is usually accompanied by screaming something such as "You are owned, biach! How do you like that shit, fucker! Huh! Huh!" Ideally, this childish display of bravado ends abruptly with a sniper shot to the humpers head.
"Mom, you're messin' me up! Now CaptainUnderpants is corpse humping me! Get me some fuckin' chocolate milk!"
by "Mom, you're messin' me up!" October 24, 2005
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hump me

When yo girl is ready for dick but you just wana hump
Im ready hump me
by Bman112 September 25, 2017
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Hump Pillow

A pillow used during a period of intense hormone production.
Lucas didn't feel like masturbating , so he used his hump pillow.
by ronaldowaldo8.5 October 17, 2009
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Hump Hill

The upward migration of the venus mound on a woman that has had many lovers. Usually very noticably on a woman who enjoys rough or pounding missionary position intercourse.
"You can really tell how she likes her intamacy... I mean with that Hump Hill protruding like a pot belly and all."
by AudioDamned November 26, 2003
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bun humping

The act of sliding a penis in between the ass cheeks, without actually entering the asshole.
"She wasn't down with anal so I resorted to bun humping her."
by Booby Tickler June 1, 2009
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