bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

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Dry Humping

The act of thrusting your hips in a way that represents having sex, but you are just humping the dry air.

Damn, I am so horny, I am just going to start dry humping the shit out of this open space and use my imagination.

by I wanna be fine December 7, 2010

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mustache humping

when a girl is naked on her hands and knees and a man with a mustach puts his nose into the girls asshole and smashes his mustache up against the girls vagina and smooshes it back and forth.

I cant wait to go home and get busy mustache humping !

by bill amazing packston November 16, 2010

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Bible Humping

When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.

I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.

by ABetty June 8, 2020

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Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.

I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.

by morpheus30 September 23, 2022

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