Teacher: Where is your homework?
That one kid: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Yeah like I never heard that one before.
That one kid: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Yeah like I never heard that one before.
by SomeRandomPersonGuy October 4, 2019
Get the Homeworkmug. 
Synonym for torture
Sometimes the cause of anxiety stress and thoughts of dying
The thing you do after 6 hours of torment and dying
Sometimes the cause of anxiety stress and thoughts of dying
The thing you do after 6 hours of torment and dying
ughghghhgh?!!!! Iiii haaatee!! homework! I want to die!
by megust654 July 12, 2016
Get the Homeworkmug. Work that you are supposed to do at home but no one actually does it so they struggle in a panic to do it in school.
by buhbuhoe November 19, 2019
Get the Homeworkmug. The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.
Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.
Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
by chelseasmile September 2, 2014
Get the Homeworkmug. A cruel and unusual punishment for doing what ur supposed to do and sitting on yo ass for 6 hours while u listen to old people talk until u die of boredom
For example, im supposed to do my homework but im too f**king lazy to care so im doing this instead of homework
by Lazy_fuck February 22, 2017
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Get the Homeworkmug.