homeless krutches

when your rabbit gets braces so it feels insucure and runs away, this causes the rabbit to be homeless and without money to spend now he will have to be a male prostitute. him grinding bare naked on every possible thing with spare change results him lose a leg or two. now that he is living life fucking dirty muslums with krutches he proceeds to bring in some money.

While kenneth was fucking emma his rabbit proceeds to get braces and runs away cause he was ugly as shit, like kenneth. Emma at climax of the anal sex points out that the rabbit ran away and told kenneth to look for it so it doesnt pull a homeless krutches.

by spankasorusrexiepoo October 31, 2011

Homeless Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are homeless trying to find a place to live before their move to Las Vegas. Derek Carr sucks John Gruden after practice everyday. After their 2013 10-6 season they had a huge circle jerk and gave each other head as celebration

Homeless raiders are homeless! They always lose vs the Charger, Chiefs, and Broncos.

by informer7819 February 14, 2019

Homeless Pete

Homeless Pete is a very scary, yet cool guy. He is homeless and can often be found lurking by a Love shack.

'Golly gosh! He is such an epic lad!', said Rupert. 'Yeah,' agreed Micheal, 'A real Homeless Pete'

by GollyGosher May 26, 2021

moderately homeless

when someone moves from house to house, mooching off of people. they still own a car and a cellphone, they are just too lazy to pay rent; homeless most of the time

dude, steve needs a place to stay, you have an extra room, right?

yeah, but I'm not letting that moderately homeless riff raff in my den.

by sir_gushing_holes_thethird July 27, 2010

homeless

Lower-middle class American, circa 2009.

We became homeless after our combined income of $25,000 couldn't pay our $800,000 mortgage. I blame the bankers!

by the bakonking October 26, 2009

Homeless Sexual

An individual of better than average looks who's typically with-in the prime child bearing age range of 18 - 35 years old, who's without the neccesities of a clean location and clean body, to have better than average sex.

That homeless sexual would be so hot!

by CountDraculaScores July 1, 2009

homeless person's law

a "homeless person's" sign can only say 'god bless' it CANNOT say, 'god bless YOU'!!

space alien seeking $$ -god bless! is an example of homeless person's law

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009