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Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011
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Homeless Collection

A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.

A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.

A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......

Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?

He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
by KJack February 11, 2013
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Homeless flip

Similar to the hippy flip or candy flip, a homeless flip is when someone ingests crack and PCP at the same time.
Nick had never done crack before, so doing it and PCP was a really bad idea. When the cops showed up with a tranquilizer gun, that's when shit really started to get real. Don't homeless flip.
by Young Trubz September 13, 2012
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homeless-cidal

someone who wants to kill themselves because they are homeless and need a place to sleep.
The patient threatened suicide only because he was homeless and didn't have a place to sleep; therefore he became homeless-cidal
by ernurse63 May 8, 2015
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homeless hair

When you have ratchet, nappy, oily hair
Ramona why do you have homeless hair?
by Nanoni October 28, 2015
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homeless raver

Someone who though maybe have a place to lay their head at night only finds comfort at raves (home). From mean patents to not being socially accepted these kids go to shows to escape to an atmosphere were they are finally accepted and appreciated for who they are. Though some may dabble in drugs that majority of them are just Kandi kids that are looking to run away from problems they may have for a night.
See that Kandi kid over there. I talked to him and he's here for the music and the loving people......I think he's a homeless raver.
by kandikidsquid June 7, 2016
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Homeless Seppuku

The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017
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