republican hippie

A rich, conservative person in high school or college (sometimes post college) who wears Abercrombie, kahki pants and $100 Polo shirts that also wears a hemp necklace and listens to "jam bands" like Dave Matthews, Phish, and Widespread Panic. Also can be found singing the Chinese chicken song by Barenaked Ladies at karaoke bars. They like to call each other Bro, and in fact are closely related to bros. They are always surrounded by ridiculously hot but mentally vacuous women. Will try to act like they are "down" and "chill" when they are in fact business or marketing majors who will work for a souless corporation that will eventually buy out and destroy whatever sad sack company you work for leaving you with no job. Their response will be "just business bro!". Their dads find their "rebellion" cute for a few years in high school and college, but they realize they can't have "scruffy" hair forever and daddy will stop sending money if they don't cut it. Although one generally would want to avoid a Republican Hippie, or Bro, they may have some really good pot. So smoke their weed and ogle their girlfriend, but do it quick, because they get angry easily and are eager to "keep their rep".

It's too bad you can't go see a good band play or go to a bar without some fucking Republican hippie trying to start a fight because you walked past his slutty girlfriend.

by somedudecalledCatDaddy January 5, 2007

Hippie

One who embraces life to the fullest. Promotes peace, love and happiness, but sure as hell sticks up for what they believe in. Anyone can be a hippie, not just that dirty dread-locked tie-dyed pothead with the dead shirt on. HIPPIES ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!

Jerry Garcia, All the amazing dead-heads, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, You, Me

by Bev December 13, 2004

Indoor Hippie

A person that walks on their barefeet freely indoors.

Dan:Dude, your feet are fuckin' grimy!, What did you do? Step on crap or something?
Me:I don't give a rats ass,i do whatever i want, its my house.
Dan:What are you, a fucking hippie?
Me:Nah, I'm an indoor hippie, you dumbass.

by Ben Fong February 16, 2007

hippetyhop

a very uncool, nerdy way to describe hiphop music.
often used by those who truly wants to be as cool as Snoop Dogg

Nisse: OMG! r u rly into hippetyhop, dude?

by kkthx February 17, 2007

hippie chips

When you eat ramen noodles raw and dip them into the flavor pack.

All i ate for dinner were two packages of hippie chips

by step420 October 24, 2008

hippie-whip

(verb) To exploit someone's strongly held alternative values and beliefs for the purposes of tricking them into going out of their way to help or support you. The subjects of a hippie-whip are compelled to act in your interests as it is a way for them to demonstrate their commitment to their hippie values.

Their daughter enjoys being a vegetarian, not because of any noble principles, but simply because it's a way for her to "hippie-whip" her parents into making a fuss over her and her vegetarianism.

by dalb0z December 29, 2009

drunken hippie

Drunken Hippie (n.)

A drunken hippie is a drink made of half vodka and half cold green tea. The first ever drunken hippie had four shots of vodka in it. I originated this drink trying to conceal the fact that i was drinking in my dorm.

Yo, i had four drunken hippies last night, i felt like an alcoholic.

by Clint January 19, 2005