A singular herpe who likes to say the lame term (L dance) and goes to Dunkin’ Donuts a lot. Overall a good person but needs to drink less caffeine.
by ItiswednesdaymydudesaaaaAAAHHH December 23, 2019
Get the Lint Herpemug. When a David Johnson is seperate for a long period of time, without regular double dutch ruddering each other they develop a facial herpes virus
by Angrywashere August 31, 2016
Get the Little herpsmug. (noun) the guilt felt after getting off scott free from a questionable sexual experience.
note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.
note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.
guy: oh my god, did you see the bacne on that butterface at the bar last night?
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.
guy 1: why so sensitive?
guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.
guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?
guy 2: (silence)
guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.
guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.
guy 1: why so sensitive?
guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.
guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?
guy 2: (silence)
guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.
guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.
by matt and steve December 26, 2007
Get the moral herpesmug. by dust buster December 24, 2013
Get the mind herpesmug. by P Thomas March 2, 2008
Get the Herpe Glowmug. by SamIsAcidic August 7, 2018
Get the Ear Herpesmug. by El Nicko June 2, 2008
Get the general herpesmug.