help vampire

A term used most frequently by chat room programmers for blood suckers who aren't interested in the functions or inner workings of a solution but rather the end result. They normally mask themselves in chat rooms pretending to ask for "help."

helpmeplzzzz: Hai guyz, can u make me a dropdwn script? idk javascript and I dont like teh 1s online!!!!!
ExpertJsProgrammer: @helpmeplzzzz Stop being a help vampire and go learn JavaScript.

by jeremyfifty9 September 7, 2013

help myself

Avoid some situation or thing

I can't help myself when you put your hands on me.

by LeooLouizz September 14, 2013

Self Help Manual

An item of literature that aids relaxation

Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual

by Garthy September 19, 2006

help

hello, if u see this please know.
i have bin selected to enter urban dictionary i was brought here not by will but force.
if u attempt to get me out you will be brought in as well so don't try to save me

mba im na-adịghị agbachi im naanị nnọọ ogbugbu<translate that its in igbo

help its bin 10 days since i have seen my familly

by bored_of_no_schoolo April 27, 2020

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.

Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.

by Hi I am a guy 653 November 28, 2021

help computer

1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.

1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*

by |B|ana|N|a December 6, 2004