helm

Contraction of 'he-elm.' The male elm tree.
ant: she-elm

Look at the nuts on that- its a mighty helm.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

helim

a big fagit bagel maker whos a cheap fuck & never has enough skanks working for him. he loves to get head from little midget men and loves to have tits rubbed on his face by women who weigh over 8798798 lbs. a man who has a small penis that still wrapped in the original hot dog holder. a man with an ugly fat wife with a big ass. a man with two kids who smell like mexican feet. a man who likes to stuff olive juice in his butthole n lets his wife eat it out. discusting human being. a fail to men everywhere. a fail to man kind.

Ew...dont be a helim and marry a fat chick.

by yo mama sucks mah dick. August 12, 2010

hellmuth

The king of the luckboxes! A person that needs a boat on the river or some exceptional card luck to win.

Oh boy, you sure got hellmuthed by him today!

by Joey Fisher July 26, 2006

helm

the glans(tip) of one's penis

I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

Hellmouth

One who is forced to or unwittingly swallows human sperm.

She kissed me after and I think I gotta case of the Hellmouth!

by jackofalltrades56 March 12, 2011

helmate

When a man called Danjal can't spell on msn for shit

just thinking about asking you for a lift, don't want the cops seeing me without a helmate... so a lift to the bus stop would have been good

by Chemical Spill February 19, 2004

Helaman Halls Boy

A Mormon f**k boy who got into BYU because his parents wrote his essays and did average in school. He wears a leather necklace and has at least one anklet. His jeans are skinny, ripped, and definitely pinned up to show either his Stance socks or just bare skin. He wanted to join a frat but since BYU doesn’t allow them he decided to stay in Helaman Halls since that is as close to a frat you can get at BYU. He uses the Provo soak or other similar moves so he doesn’t feel as guilty when he goes on his mission without repenting. Doesn’t necessarily have to stay in Helaman Halls to be a Helaman Halls boy but they almost always do

Girl 1: Holy cow that boy is so hot
G 2: Yeah but he looks like he stays in Helaman Halls
G 1: If he’s a Helaman Halls boy that just means we’ll have more fun when we NCMO

by Nephi Johnson June 23, 2019