She is one of the best types of girls you can ever find and have. There is none parallel to a Heather. They are absolutely amazing. While sometimes a bitch, they only ever are one in good fun or when they need to get ruthless. They are generally beautiful, magnificent girls with a lot to look forward to as well as a lot of friends. They will pull your day up from shit to a great day just with a smile.
by Ieatducks March 11, 2016
The kindest, quietest, funniest, sweetest, most loyal, most lovable, most kissable, most passionate and perfect woman I've been blessed with knowing. If you don't have a Heather like MINE, you need to get your whole life in order A.S.A.P.!
by Jstuffalot January 17, 2019
a loud, boisterous, cocktail loving brunette with the spirit of Dolores Claiborne and the heart of Mary Poppins.
by klovecincy November 09, 2015
A girl that it's hard for her to keep her legs closed and she smells like rotting fish and will steal your guy from you never trust a heather
by Always_Killen_It_💯 June 01, 2016
by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003
When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.
(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014
Heather is a beautiful, kind and everyone can't help but stare and want to be her. Heather is that girl that everyone thinks is so pretty and just wants to be her or be friends with her. This came from Conan Gray's song 'Heather'
by jacob mcNary September 16, 2020