this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
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1. My twat harness got snagged on his eyebrow ring....or tongue ring.
2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.
3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.
4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.
5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.
2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.
3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.
4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.
5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.
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Someone also referred to as "Ling Ching" or "Hans". A person incredibly incompetent and capable of idiocy far beyond human comprehension.
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by Moskau September 23, 2005
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John: Hey lets go to Hainesville, I have to pick up a prescription from Walgreens.
Kurtis:Okay, then we can get some subway and apply for a job at Prairieview elementary.
John: Ya that'd be awesome, Hainesville is the best.
Kurtis:Okay, then we can get some subway and apply for a job at Prairieview elementary.
John: Ya that'd be awesome, Hainesville is the best.
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Get the Pype Hayes mug.The Diarrhoea Hayeswall is a 2 Person Sexual Activity which involves the taking of Laxatives. Once taken, the Man or Woman must lay upside down against a wall with their face towards the wall. The second person must lay on their back behind the Hayeswaller. The Hayeswall will proceed to Shit explosively pooling their shit over their arse until it runs of the back and down into the "Eaters" mouth. Professional Diarrhoea Hayeswallers will be able to Shit into both the "Eaters" and the "Hayeswallers" mouths at the same time.
Before my sister had her Gymnastics meet I decided I would get some revenge on her by spiking her sports drink with Laxatives.
When we got to the meet she was complaining of a stomach ache but she went on to do her performance anyway.
She went out and performed her routine and it was going well, until during her Handstand routine, upside down and in front of everyone, she Shat explosively, everywhere!
It tore right through her Leotard and created a fountain that ran right down her body and into her face and mouth.
It was the perfect Diarrhoea Hayeswall revenge!
When we got to the meet she was complaining of a stomach ache but she went on to do her performance anyway.
She went out and performed her routine and it was going well, until during her Handstand routine, upside down and in front of everyone, she Shat explosively, everywhere!
It tore right through her Leotard and created a fountain that ran right down her body and into her face and mouth.
It was the perfect Diarrhoea Hayeswall revenge!
by Hayeswall 2.0 November 4, 2013
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