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Hayden

The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.
Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash
by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019
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Hayden

An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic
Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden
by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013
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Hayden

A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.
Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.
by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011
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Hayden

Haydens are kind but very stubborn people. Most Haydens are Geminis or Taurus. They can be smart and sometimes dumb. Haydens will never leave you unless you give them a good reason to leave. They are usually blonde with light hair. If you are friends with a Hayden DONT LEAVE THEM. KEEP THEM
“Hayden is very pretty and talented yet stubborn
by Random account August 10, 2019
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Hayden

A straight male cheerleader that always hang out with girls and other female cheerleaders but is never able to get any pussy.
Hey do you know Hayden?

Yeah I do! He’s that one cheerleader who’s always with girls and the cheerleaders but never gets pussy and always in the friend zone.
by FluffyTeddyBear69 November 7, 2019
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Hayden

Strong, talent, smart girl. She’s all around gorgeous but don’t mess with her or she will mess with you. She’s got great friends and an amazing personality.
Person 1: (yells at Hayden) you are such an idiot

Hayden: (yells back at them) are you talking to a mirror cause your the only idiot I see

Hayden is sassy and sweet and in style
by Kj13_taco November 24, 2018
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Hayden

Is a gay bender who will probably cry and finger his bum over clash of clans and mobile games. Known as “wanker” or” tik tac boy”.He is covered in dandruff and has no friends.he would fuck a kangaroo to make chess not illegal if it was.dont get in his way or he will chat shit about your parents and mow your lawn.
Hayden is a want face McGhee
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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