Hayden

The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.

Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash

by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019

Hayden

An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic

Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden

by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013

Hayden

A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.

Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.

by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011

Hayden

The retarded twin of jaxon, often know for getting beat up by deonte.

Hayden was fucked up by deonte

by LeroyJenkinsssss July 14, 2019

Hayden

Such a great guy . loves people that smile and enjoy life . he loves to suck that big booty and enjoys poptarts . he likes netflix and chilling and loves making people happy . overall, hayden is a great guy .

oop there goes hayden again picking up the girls.

by thottty6969 July 19, 2019

Hayden

A straight male cheerleader that always hang out with girls and other female cheerleaders but is never able to get any pussy.

Hey do you know Hayden?

Yeah I do! He’s that one cheerleader who’s always with girls and the cheerleaders but never gets pussy and always in the friend zone.

by FluffyTeddyBear69 November 7, 2019

Hayden

Hayden plucks his butthole hairs 9 to 5 on Sunday and Saturday he's a great guy and shower once a month he likes to talk a lot suck on hard boiled eggs and do farting challenges

Hayden should always be you friend

by Dutbut December 3, 2019