A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021
A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
What did you and Sam do last night?
He bought some pineapple fingers as part of his Tesco meal deal and then Hawaiian fingered me in the car park.
He bought some pineapple fingers as part of his Tesco meal deal and then Hawaiian fingered me in the car park.
by Drawde rekab August 10, 2021
The texture and fold of the skin located on the back of someone's head. Usually only observed after a fresh hair cut or shave. Generally found on Hawaiian locals due to the sun and humidity. Not to be considered as a negative, or a deformity, purely a unique physical trait.
"Wow that haircut is so fresh! Really showcases that sweet Hawaiian head pussy! Honestly that makes me horny"
A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
by PING PONG BOB May 16, 2018
/həˈwīən/ˈfī(ə)rˌwərk/
(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
1. Did you see Amanda get hit with that Hawaiian Firework last night? Oh yeah, happy New Year, buddy.
by Stopmakingparanormalactivities January 6, 2018
King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 7, 2021