Hawaiian Popsicle

When you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it

“Dude last night was so freaky I gave her a Hawaiian Popsicle, she was going crazy over it”

“Yo what’s that?”

“A Hawaiian popsicle is when you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it”

by The-sock-factory July 9, 2022

Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

Hawaiian Crepe

A. A pineapple baloney crepe garnished with Wasabi

B. Undisclosed sex position

A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?

B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!

by TheSilenceWillFall January 1, 2022

Hawaiian Gecko

In the Ancient Times, Hawaiians referred Midgets as “Hawaiian Gecko’s”.

“God damn bro you see that Midget”?
“Bro we’re in Hawaii that’s a Hawaiian Gecko”.

by Mace34Black February 9, 2023

Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.

1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"

by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017

Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.

1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

Hawaiian Butthole

An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*

by slim timmy February 23, 2019