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Fuck Hunting 

To fuck hunt or be fuck hunted; The modern word for romance. The daily routine of fucking and fucking off.

Arrogant men will say "I don't hunt the fuck, the fuck comes to me"

Always be the hunter, never the hunted.

Be wary of being Fuck Hunted when out in bars/clubs/the streets etc, it can happen anywhere. They may pay for cab home but they won't call you and you have been fucked hunted. You have been warned.


"Hey Larry, wanna come fuck hunting tonight?"

Jessica: "Oh my god i got fuck hunted last night"

canned hunting 

An unscrupulous practice done by some Southern African safari outfits.

The owner of the outfit will arrange hunting packages with a disreputable travel agent, and give a "hunting safari" to unsuspecting overseas tourists. When the tourists arrive he awes them with campfire stories and gets them drunk on mampoer. The next day the hunt begins. The guides lead the tourists on a convoluted bundu bash around the tiny 100 hectare game farm in such a way that they think it's a lot bigger than it actually is, while pretending to track a lion. Meanwhile, the owner goes off to a game auction and buys a fleabitten, malnourished captive-bred lion. On the last day of the hunt, they finally "find" the lion (which was released from the owner's truck half an hour before). The tourists then shoot their lion, get lots of photos taken, fork out bucket-loads of cash and fly home feeling really macho.
Bystander #1 at Joburg airport:
Look at those yanks in their safari gear. Isn't it pathetic?

Bystander #2:
I bet they're on a canned hunting trip.
canned hunting by George McBob April 29, 2009

huntington palisades 

One of the best, hidden neighborhoods in the country. Located in the heart of Pacific Palisades, this small area rivals Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Brentwood, the Riviera, Bel Air, etc. Actually, it's better than all those over-advertised housing areas.
Has its own elite dog park- the owners will actually kick you out if you aren't a resident.
Victoria and David Beckham looked into living there- fortunately they went the mainstream direction.
Houses all include pools, tennis courts, guest houses, fountains, ocean views, three-car garages (with the range rover and mercedes parked).
Prices are 2 million through 10 million.
"Have you heard about Karen and Mark's new house?"

"Oh, they finally bought that 5mil one in Beverly Hills?"

"No, the children wanted to attend St. Matthews, so they bought Adam Sandler's old 6mil house in the Huntington Palisades."

"How sweet! That's walking distance from Baskin Robbins."

Booty-Hunting 

To walk or drive around a public place with your friends for the specific purpose of spotting girls with round tits and fat asses.

After you or your friends spot a target be sure to yell "DAMN!!!" or maybe "I'd tear that up!" or "Say girl, let me see it!!".

Booty-Hunting is a great way to cure boredom when you are stuck at the mall, city, or grocery center...

Beer always helps make a booty-hunt more entertaining.
Me and my homies were waiting for one of my friends to get off work at the outlet mall... So we cruised around booty-hunting. The ass on that girl in the red was fucking insane! Our drunk asses followed her all through the parking lot yelling "Damn girl, you wanna come to a kegger tonight!?"

I'm surprised she didn't call the cops haha! Booty-Hunting NEVER gets old!
Booty-Hunting by thecrackparty April 2, 2009

vixen hunting 

The art of going out with mates to a pub or club and searching for "vixens" then taking them home and giving them the good hammering they deserve.
Joey: Coming to the pub to do some vixen hunting
Moe: Yes, Yes I will

poon hunting

the act of observing, stalking, and moving in for the kill in regard to poon. creepy, sleazy poon hunters can usually be observed at bars, especially sketchy ones in the bronx.
hey scott, you going poon hunting tonight?
ya bro, you know me, tuesday night...
poon hunting by tinkers March 11, 2006