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Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"
Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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Haunted File

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.
by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022
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If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu
If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu
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The Haunting

Séries fodas que merecm todos o reconhecimento do mundo e te deixam com depressão.

Esperando até hoje a Netflix pagar minha terapia
"Você já viu algum The Haunting?"
"GATILHO GATILHO EXCLOI EXCLOI DELETI DELETI PLIS"
by LysBadpedrettu November 6, 2020
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haunting

When someone's ghosting on somebody else, but still is in the other person's life occasionally.
Girl 1: This guy I met a few months ago just dissapeared and stopped talking to me.

Girl 2: Ugh, I hate it guys, who just stard ghosting you randomly.
Girl 1: But the weird thing is, he still likes my instagram pictures!
Girl 2: Actually, I think he's haunting you!
by itsvictoriabitch May 5, 2018
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haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.
Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.
by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015
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Haunt

Haunted; Haunting; A recurring, persistent presence. Usually a spiritual, or other dimensional entity.
Anyone who suffers a horrible death is likely to haunt the people responsible for their untimely demise.
by William Danoven September 29, 2025
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