Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011

hoskings

To give someone a 'Hosk' is to simultaneously grab them at the front and back. Popular past time in prison.

"Ooooh I've just been hosked"

"You deserve a right hoskings'

by LOOOO October 31, 2014

Hastings College

A small, private liberal arts college in South Central Nebraska.
A bastian of semi-liberalism in the middle of a red state. Mainly made up of kids from the suburbs of Omaha, Denver and Kansas City.

I went to Hastings College, got a B.A. in History and so I kind of feel obligated to go to Grad School.

by Kid Zero January 28, 2009

hacking mIRC

Tricking a mIRC user into doing something like this by use of a script or bot
PRIVMSG #invasion :LOL HACKED
QUIT :lolhacked

<Xero> !wud hacking mIRC
<Dr_Watson> Tricking a mIRC user into doing something like this by use of a script or bot
<Dr_Watson> LOL HACKED
Dr_Watson has quit IRC (lolhacked)

by xeroxeroxeroxero July 9, 2010

Hasinglungally

A suspenseful moment with irritable tension with your inlaws

he left the house with a hasinglungally feeling.

by sxphiazgb September 12, 2017

hacking

criminals deciding to share your private information when you do not want them to.

The college students were hacking for internet access.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018