harper sipes

what you call a man you will marry

that man is my harper sipes

by hdbjsjsnsns November 28, 2023

Stephen Harper

22nd Canadian Prime minister (Canadian equivalent to prime minister). I suppose he did decent in handling the economy during the 2008 recession. But still has the flaws of every other conservative pm.

Doug: Look its Stephen Harper.

by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021

Mary Harper

Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!

guy1. “Do you know Mary Harper?!?“
guy2. “Yeah, but she to all the boys.”

by FORTNITELOVER35 October 03, 2020

Nick Harper

Teacher at Weymouth college, The women want him, the men want to be him

guy: i wanna be like nick harper
girl: i wanna date him

by Archieology January 05, 2024

harper bae

a sexy mf.. too sexy no one can handle it so no one wants to be around them

mikey: “hey harper bae”

by hotsexyperson352 July 12, 2021

john harper

Young dagger dick

John Harper Just big pp

by The man with a dagger dick March 08, 2022

harper hamilton

A SEXY MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS AMAZING IN BED LIKE OMG HIS DICK IS FUCKING HUGE

Look at this guy he’s definitely Harper Hamilton

by Stokerh jr October 14, 2020