Straight up not having a good time

This is when you’re not having an enjoyable time and you’d rather be doing something else. This is my mood everyday at school.

Me at school

“Bro I am straight up not having a good time”

“Same bro”

by Savethetutlesandioop September 9, 2019

Having a cup of tea

Synonym for having sex. Often used when talking about sexual consent.

If someone is unconscious, don't give them a cup of tea.

"Where's George?"
"He's having a cup of tea"

Sometimes, people agree to having a cup of tea. But then, when the tea is ready, they might realise, that they don't want it anymore. Sure, that sucks, but you wouldn't force them to have a cup of tea.

by George the Turnip October 4, 2016

no-future-having-ho

Usually a girl. (usually younger: 13-15 yrs) (Usually new at a school) that starts LOOKING for all the potheads, and doing anything to get into their good graces and tryimng to fit into their little druggie clique. Even though they have no intention of doing drugs themselves. They just like to act bad-ass as if they do. Once they have posed their way into the group, they get introduced to the groups boyfriends(usually older like 17-22, do drugs too) and the younger sluts all get high and have sex, alternating every other week. The said "no-future-having-ho", willingly makes out with the groups older guys, and claims to have sex with them, even though theyre still a virgin.

Long story short. A no-future-having-ho is a young girl who thinks everyone loves her, with no aspirations for herself, no morals,
and no way of ever having a happy life.

"omg, did u hear about jessica, that no-future-having-ho slept with nathen?"

"yeah, i heard he's turning 17!"

"omg, i know, shes only 13!!!"

"whatever, he'll just get pissed when he finds out she made out with nick..."

"isnt he 19 though? And isnt he always high?"

"yeah."

"what a ho...."

by noneyobeezwaxxxxxx November 23, 2007

Having a Mauriello

The predecessor to "Having a Milardo" which encompasses all of the same aspects of "Having a Milardo" but is most likely accompanied by crying and throwing all the papers off of one's desk.

"After I redid that action plan for Ms. Daisy for like the hundredth time, I just lost it and had a Mauriello. I threw all the versions of the document all over the floor and began to scream and cry like a little girl."

by IT Comedy Contributor October 19, 2004

Self-Hating Persian

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.

Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.

by yanorglu March 2, 2009

caught having a stroke

This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.

He was caught having a stroke.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

freshman hazing

harassing a freshman, especially on sports teams

football player: that frosh wouldn't shut up so they made him get everyone water. he still wouldn't shut up so they made him stick a pinecone up his ass.

mike: no way man, i didn't know their freshman hazing was that bad

by bee elf January 8, 2008