handerson pooper

Masturbating with one hand and simultaneously using the other hand to strategically stick a finger in your butthole.

Was sleepy in class so I went home and performed a Handerson Pooper before my nap.

by JHollier5 January 23, 2016

Haneesha

Haneesha

The most gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. Fun to be around even though she can be a little crazy/psycho at times. Top chef, wife material, serial killer enthusiast who never fails to make you smile.
You can tell Haneesha anything that's on your mind, she totally won't judge.
She will always deny compliments that are obviously true.

Her bold nature and striking hot body makes her an once in a lifetime type of girl.

-If you don't have a Haneesha in your life, you should probably pray that you did

-Fuck you Simran! You could never be a Haneesha

by Rohan97 July 8, 2020

HaneVibe

A stupid kinnie twitter user that only knows how to tweet about cute girls and be a Nadeko kinnie and is also kinda gay

Oh god is that HaneVibe from Twitter.com ?

by anonymous October 22, 2020

8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.

Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!

by Monkey Business 909 March 5, 2017

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

Fucky Handel

Treating a person with no self-worth.

I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.

by roll tide505 June 2, 2018

shelby handed

Doing something left handed, like Shelby.

Tim was shooting Shelby handed around barriers today at the range.

by dgarage June 11, 2020