hontz

bad teeeecher!!

1: Did Hontz give back our papers yet?
2: No, I don't think he knew we had them.
3: He gave me mine back then ask for it back and took points off for no reason.
2: Yeah, and he did that with the las one after he looked at the Spiderman trailer.

by Cory ^^ February 23, 2004

hanz

lose their virginity to a dildo

did you really hanz?

by bobbywithasmallnobby December 25, 2007

Hanzer

When someone sticks a hand between their legs and waddles quickly away because they crapped their pants in public.

That dude literally just hanzered himself.

by OtherJesus May 31, 2015

Hanzer

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

by OtherJesus June 1, 2015

hanzax

smokin haze and poppin xanee bars simultaneously

i just smoked two blunts and popped some xanax, shit was hanzax.

by fannypackriddledwitxanees June 22, 2009

Hantack

The awareness and prevention of misspellings and grammatical errors in everyday life.

It's Bieber...not beiber.....Hantack

by ammsizzzles April 14, 2011

hanz mcthundercock

A big black man who know how to embrace the power of Zeus and cause women to have an electrifying orgasm

Batman performed "hanz mcthundercock" and left the woman paralyzed from the waist down

by Spaghetti nipples May 15, 2014