The act of spitting between the breasts of a busty lady and then place your penis between them and squash them together with your hands so becomes tighter and fuck them.
This Polish lady had the perfect big tits for Turkish handjob, but the English woman had small tits so it couldn't happen.
by Memeforlife September 18, 2023
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by Beastman723 April 7, 2017
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The ack of tightening and loosening one's anal sphincter muscle to contract and retract fecal matter in and out of one's butt hole while giving yourself or receiving a traditional hand job.
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"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"
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by frothyshoes March 12, 2012
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a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.
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by Buck Bonkey December 2, 2003
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The arm cannot be dislocated nor can the wound be more than 12 hours old, part of the experience is the sound of bone on bone...on bone :)
The arm cannot be dislocated nor can the wound be more than 12 hours old, part of the experience is the sound of bone on bone...on bone :)
by JSunset August 3, 2009
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