Skip to main content

Turkish handjob

The act of spitting between the breasts of a busty lady and then place your penis between them and squash them together with your hands so becomes tighter and fuck them.
This Polish lady had the perfect big tits for Turkish handjob, but the English woman had small tits so it couldn't happen.
by Memeforlife September 18, 2023
mugGet the Turkish handjob mug.

Schrodinger's Handjob

When you tittyfuck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a "handjob" but its also not really a "Tittyfuck"
man 1 - "Bro i just got a great tittyfuck from my girlfriend"

man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"
by Beastman723 April 7, 2017
mugGet the Schrodinger's Handjob mug.

Prairie Dog Handjob

The ack of tightening and loosening one's anal sphincter muscle to contract and retract fecal matter in and out of one's butt hole while giving yourself or receiving a traditional hand job.
Instead of wasting my poop I gave myself a prairie dog handjob.
by Flipsideunder April 2, 2019
mugGet the Prairie Dog Handjob mug.

austrian handjob

When someone is giving you a handjob, and begins spinning your dick like a helicopter's rotor, at which point you scream "Get to the chopper now" at them in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.
"Yo Brittany was stroking me off last week and it turned into an Austrian handjob. She said my accent needed work"
by CaillouSwagDick April 26, 2016
mugGet the austrian handjob mug.

Stick Shift Handjob

Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!
"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"
by frothyshoes March 12, 2012
mugGet the Stick Shift Handjob mug.

E-handjob

while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other's confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.
a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.

b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.

a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?
by Buck Bonkey December 2, 2003
mugGet the E-handjob mug.

Broken Arm Handjob

As the title suggests this is a hand job delivered with a broken arm. The pleasure is derived by the male receiving a hand job from a person with a arm often broken by the receiver. The cries of ecstasy are only comparable to the cries of agony by the one with a broken arm.

The arm cannot be dislocated nor can the wound be more than 12 hours old, part of the experience is the sound of bone on bone...on bone :)
"I just got a wicked a broken arm handjob"
by JSunset August 3, 2009
mugGet the Broken Arm Handjob mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email