Hamburger Helper 

In most schools, the special ed. stutends get to help out the lunch ladies put together the hamburgers, this job is called Hamburger Helper.

Damn hamburger helpers!!! They drooled in my cheeseburger and put gravy on the bun!

Hamburger Helper by gamma November 15, 2004

hamburger helper 

the act of a man putting on the hamburger helper glove and shoving it up a girls anus hole the glove will go up so far that the shit looks like hamburger helper

" im really hungry would anybody like some hamburger helper."

hamburger helper by nickcory June 4, 2009

hamburger phone

A way to put a phone in a human body.

Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.

hamburger phone by sB129 March 15, 2008

Hamburger Helper 

To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.

Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"

Hamburger Helper by Bruce Twayne December 20, 2008

hamburger party 

a barbeque

I threw a hamburger party for Steve's big "coming out"

hamburger party by codysteve December 12, 2003

hamburger helper  

when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly

I hate hamburger helper they taste like crap

hamburger helper by brian jenkins January 29, 2008

hamburger curtains 

when a girl, (most likely a whore or porn star) is so blown out and loose that the outer labia of her vagina resemble well-cooked red meat, or roast beef

damn yo, i fucked her, but she been hit a few thousand times, you shoulda seen the hamburger curtains on her

hamburger curtains by j deezy August 20, 2007