Halloween

1. the cheap holiday the gives little kids the opportunity to blackmail others into giving candy
2. the chezzy holiday that gives parents an excuse to embarress their kids even more by dressing like freaks
3. an excuse for teenage girls to dress like whores, go to parties, get drunk, and get undressed in public

1. i'm going to be Spongebob Quarepants for halloween! trick or Treat!
2. Parents: I'm dressingup like Oprah his year!
3. Slutz: I'm gonna be a playboy bunny! like, ohmigod!

by Missqtpie92 December 28, 2005

Halloweenorexia

An eating disorder that only proceeds a month before Halloween. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to look hot in their slutty Halloween costumes. Halloweenorexia ends the following day and is usually followed by a food binge.

Giovanna: Did you see Sabreena in her lingerie outfit on Halloween?

AunaLee: Ya she lost so much weight! She looked bomb!

Giovanna: She'll gain it all back, she suffers from Halloweenorexia.

by Gio, Sab, Laur, Jen, Auna February 10, 2010

halloween date

Girl with a super nice body but messed up face.
(AKA butter face)
A girl that is ugly but has a nice body so you have to date her on Halloween so you can make her wear a werewolf mask so you don't have to look at her nasty face.

player1:Dude did you see Tyler's date last night?
player2:Yeah she was a total Halloween date!

by Tyler studmuffin June 17, 2011

Halloween

That one day of the year when fat middle aged women let themselves go by dressing up in cheap slutty outfits thinking they are oh so sexy and are going to get their groove on. You will usually find them line dancing to such songs as "The Monster Mash" while getting very drunk and obnoxious. There is usually a rigged competition for the sluttiest outfit. You will find these suburban women the next morning raving about what a great party it was and planning next years bash over coffee. Very scary!

Ex: "Hey guess what time of the year it is?"

"Oh Don't remind me, Halloween"

by sweetfeet45 October 11, 2011

Halloweeny

Describing something with an overwhelming Halloween aesthetic.

or/

Something that reminds you of Halloween.

That drawing of a pumpkin is pretty Halloweeny.

by Two Zac(h)s one cup October 11, 2011

Halloweeb

Basic Halloween bitches. Any girl who is pseudo goth around October and won’t shut up about how much they love Halloween aesthetics and horror films. Usually goes back to regular basic bitch in November.

Rebecca is such a halloweeb. Just because she puts a couple skeletons in her apartment and watches American Horror Story every year doesn’t make her unique or interesting.

by a_rizzle September 23, 2019

Mormon Halloween

The 24th of July is a regular day across the world, but in Utah, it’s Mormon Halloween (commonly known as Pioneer Day). It’s when Mormon individuals, bored with their own lives, dress up as Pioneers and prance around in their bonnets and aprons, (but somehow retain the right to were modern-day foot apparel). Somehow, in their dizzying euphoria, they don’t understand that they look like JACKASSES. Perhaps, just perhaps, it’s the after-effects of too many antidepressants.

Jimmy: “You coming over today Jonny?”

Jonny: “Don’t you know what today is?”

Jimmy: “No…what?”

Jonny: “It’s FUCKING Mormon Halloween.”

Jimmy: “O’Shit…there coming for us…they want 10%.”

Jonny: “Were fucking dead!”

by Morgay August 19, 2008