A harmony is literally the best girl ever like the nicest i wish i could say a harmony was mine but yknow i cant. But if you have a friend named harmony keep her shes worth alot. Trust me.
Girl 1: i really need a harmony
Girl 2: go get one there literally the best
Girl 1: OMG?!?!? Really!?!?!
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: thx
Girl 2: go get one there literally the best
Girl 1: OMG?!?!? Really!?!?!
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: thx
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Typical Chat on E Harmony.
(Internet Chat) Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house
(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.
(Decoy proceeds to door in kitchen covered by curtain)
(Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just take a seat right there?
(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Match: eighteen
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Match: Uh..
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
(Shows pic)
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.
Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!
(Internet Chat) Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house
(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.
(Decoy proceeds to door in kitchen covered by curtain)
(Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just take a seat right there?
(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Match: eighteen
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Match: Uh..
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
(Shows pic)
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.
Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!
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Thats so Harmoney
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When having sex from behind, your braid tickles her asshole, making her extremely aroused, all the while screaming Croton-Harmon.
When having sex from behind, your braid tickles her asshole, making her extremely aroused, all the while screaming Croton-Harmon.
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