by MBC March 31, 2003
Get the hamsandwich mug.a twat. a total twat. so much so that people look at him and ROT. they would want to kill themselves out of how much ugliness one face can have on its head. a Hasan is someone who is an L Magnet, meaning if you took an L, and even take a small glance at the Hasan, it will take the L from you instantly. At Halloween, the Hasan doesn't dress up, it goes as itself, because it is ugly enough that people look at it and go 'what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?'.
oh god! look at that gross thing! it must be a Hasan.
I just took an L when my car broke down at the Car show, but i looked at the Hasan, and now my L is gone!
I just took an L when my car broke down at the Car show, but i looked at the Hasan, and now my L is gone!
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by Trygon September 20, 2004
Get the Hassan Chop mug.Originally a character in John Green's novel, "An Abundance of Katherines". His discription is one of a fat, lazy muslim.
In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.
In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.
hasaan: hey can i talk to you for a minute?
innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?
hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.
innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)
innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?
hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.
innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)
by The Greatest B August 17, 2010
Get the Hassan mug.A Freudian psychological condition in which one obsesses with the constant, yet fruitless, pursuit of demonstrating great wisdom and knowledge
He's so Hasanal!
by riceeater April 11, 2003
Get the Hasanal mug.A gay with a small dick knowed to have big eyebrows like rock lee and is very posh. Usually freinds with a yousuf, yousef, yusuf or a isaac. These freinds are normally his far cousin and are very cool. A hassan is a real shotta.
Girl: My new boyfreind is hassan
Girl 2: isnt he a bit gay thoe
Girl:no how dare you say that its just a joke between his freinds he does have masive eyebrows tho
Girl 2: isnt he a bit gay thoe
Girl:no how dare you say that its just a joke between his freinds he does have masive eyebrows tho
by Hassanisafunnyguy August 6, 2019
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