Thomas Humpfy

The biggest hypocrite to ever live and a giant cunt to boot. It is the evolution of any Tom but with some coke or Pepsi and one too many burgers you too could become a over weight twat as well. It takes great pride in hurting others feelings and thrives of attention. If you see one walk at a brisk speed as it will not be able to keep up

This twat is such a Thomas humpfy

by Thesaltyseaseal February 28, 2019

humpy-size

A girl in my daycare class used the word "humpy-size" to describe the shape of a lei. I laughed, and so now the word describes any shape that isn't easily describe-able.

I bought a new lamp!
What shape is it?
Um... it's humpy-size...

by theguywhoiscool September 26, 2006

strumpy-humpy

An antiquated term referring to sexual relations or intercourse, similar to hanky-panky.

Forsooth, I hath engaged in too much strumpy-humpy and contracted a dreadful case of gonorrhea.

by Crude Basket July 10, 2022

Catchin a humpy

A homosexual act on a boat between two men

Man I caught my cousin on his boat last night catchin a humpy with my fishing. Buddy

by You don't even wanna know July 17, 2009

humpdy dumpdy

somewhat of a doggystyle position but whips and candy canes are involved

that bitch gives the best humpdy dumpdys around!

by bert goo March 20, 2003

Humpy

A person who has had too much martini and moonwalks and dry humps everything in sight.

Humpy the Ewok
was on TV news one day
It was Halloween with the Star Wars theme
And some guests trying to earn their pay

Humpy the Ewok
hear his story if you can
He just slams a drink, don't know what to think
Then he humps an anchorman

There must've been a mistake
With the Endor diet slip
For right in view of the whole wide world
He just snapped from a single sip.

Oh, Humpy the Ewok
Started pouting in his trance.
He was just being rude, playing with his food
Then he did a little dance.

Humpy the Ewok
Moonwalked for the world to see.
And to top it off, did some pushups
Right on live broadcast TV.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.

by ForceCast Viewer #229 December 30, 2009

humpy bumpy

humpy bumpy is another name for sex

Me n Chris had humpy bumpy last nite at his place his great!!

by MissSexy February 27, 2007