hottie butterface smoker chick

A pretty cool chick most often found during smoke breaks at work (gen. a large facility). She is possessed of a super rockin' bod, looks that are average or lower, but has all types of awesome true stories including, but not limited to: traffic altercations, drunken chicanery, sexual shenanigans, loose girlfriends, and delicious abuses of other employees, patrons, and whatnot (making her quite do-able).

Jeff: I just had a smoke with that one chick from the 4th floor, who was saying how she got in an accident with her boyfriend after some party. They were both drunk and going like 90 miles an hour, smashed into a street sign, and didn't even get a DUI, so she gave him a blowjob as a reward!
Eric: Fuuuck, good for her! Which girl again?
Jeff: You know, the hottie butterface smoker chick.
Eric: You mean Kelly?
Jeff: Oh yeah. That's her name.
Eric: I'd do her.
Jeff: Me too!

by e.dub in the streets May 17, 2008

false hottiness

to see a guy/girl from a distance and declare that they are attractive, and then see them up close only to realize that they are not.

Friend 1: "Check out the fine girl coming this way..."
(Girl gets closer)

Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."

by Flight Dogg September 20, 2005

Hitty Catchy

A game designed for young adults who used to be athletic. A wiffle ball bat, balls and three players (a Hitty, a Pitchy and a Catchy) are needed for a game. The object of the game is for the Hitty to hit the ball directly to the Catchy. The Hitty gets 10 swings per round and the catchy always gets half the points that the hitty gets. The Hitty can opt for a money ball on the 10th pitch. Other details include the double-doozy, the bonus round leaf catch, the tapa-tapa-tapa, and the aggressive play jacket. Popularized by the theme song, H to the Itty, C to the Atchy.

Im bored, you guys want to play some Hitty Catchy?

by AndAnotherOne December 16, 2007

hottiesauce

Someone that is more hot than hot. It is a modifyer of your basic hottie into a more hott version!

"wow! She's hottiesauce!!!"

by manicpanicd January 11, 2008

holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005

Not The Hottest In The Basket

This phrase is to be used when you are raping someone in a online game and they are trash.
However you do not want to hurt the other persons feelings so you use this.

Daum bro you really are not the hottest in the basket in fornite, get good bitchass

by Le PP sauce June 14, 2020

hottie

A very good looking male or female!!!! sexy, fine. appealing

Troyana is a major hottie.
yo, whos that hottie walkin over here ?

by Troyana August 29, 2006