The male version of a blue waffle - - a penis with an infection :: sores puss and bruising
caused by sexually trasmitted dieseases
caused by sexually trasmitted dieseases
- eww he tried to get me to give him head but i said " NO YOU HAVE A BLUE HOTDOG!"
- Erick has a blue hotdog but he swares hes clean
- Erick has a blue hotdog but he swares hes clean
by woah gross March 13, 2010
by the_dooood February 20, 2010
Prior to recieving oral pleasures, a member of the male sex draws a pair of studious spectacles, various math equations, and large buck teeth on his Jack Johnson in order to shock the provider of the oral quoitus. Thus, the Harvard Hotdog has been accomplished.
Samuel: Hello there, Charles.
Charles: Hello there, Samuel.
Samuel: So, Charles. May I inquire as to how your evening with Emily went?
Charles: You may, good sir.
Samuel: Very good. How did your evening with Emily go?
Charles: Well, Samuel, I had a bit of fun with her in that regard.
Samuel: How do you mean, sir?
Charles: Well, Samuel, I pulled the old Harvard Hotdog.
Samuel: Very nice old chap!
Charles: Indeed, Samuel! It was the best of times for me. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same about dear Emily.
Samuel: What can one expect? I would be in shock, too, Charles!
Charles: Indeed! Fuck that cunt, Samuel!
Charles: Hello there, Samuel.
Samuel: So, Charles. May I inquire as to how your evening with Emily went?
Charles: You may, good sir.
Samuel: Very good. How did your evening with Emily go?
Charles: Well, Samuel, I had a bit of fun with her in that regard.
Samuel: How do you mean, sir?
Charles: Well, Samuel, I pulled the old Harvard Hotdog.
Samuel: Very nice old chap!
Charles: Indeed, Samuel! It was the best of times for me. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same about dear Emily.
Samuel: What can one expect? I would be in shock, too, Charles!
Charles: Indeed! Fuck that cunt, Samuel!
by Samuel Bissell November 20, 2008
by Blue May 18, 2004
by egyptian princess June 23, 2007
The act of thrusting the penis between the folds of an overweight person's stomach, ejaculating and the consequently vomiting over the member. The addition of menstrual blood causes the act to be known as a Mustard and Ketchup Hotdog.
by CountSpunkula February 22, 2010
by Le Sueur-Henderson Minnesota February 11, 2014