A sexually transmitted disease:The virus breaks out with excruciating stinging, and burning; It affects the nerves, a node near your genitals will be swollen, your body aches, and you feel really tired during the breakout, which lasts 5-8 days. The first 3 years you have the virus, the breakouts are every 10 months; After 10 years they are every 2-3 years and so on as the years go by the virus erupts less and less, to where you think you don't have it. I've noticed breakout when I am really stressed out, overworked, vitamin deficient, or when certain people who have bad intentions are near me. The little known fact is that a person who carries Genital Herpes virus is contagious 2 days BEFORE they even have a breakout and ironically feel extremely horny during that contagion. Contrary to popular beliefs, genital herpes cannot be spread from genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals - that's why it's called GENITAL Herpes. Mouth is a different type of herpes - the cold sore. The fact that this is the only virus that can't be cured is proof that EVERYONE has some sort of Herpes virus in their bodies: shingles, hives, psoriasis, cold sores, chicken pox, boils, rosacea, etc. It's a shame to have genital herpes, but the virus can actually live on a toilet seat for 2-4 hours, on doctor's exam instruments for 18 hours, and on cotton gauze for 72 hours. Herpes in the latin/Greek languages mean Creeping, from Herpein to Creep.
Every 3 years I break out with Genital Herpes for about a week.
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 13, 2022
Get the Genital Herpesmug. The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.
Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!
Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
by dersuay November 12, 2013
Get the christmas herpesmug. by dust buster December 24, 2013
Get the mind herpesmug. (noun) the guilt felt after getting off scott free from a questionable sexual experience.
note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.
note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.
guy: oh my god, did you see the bacne on that butterface at the bar last night?
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.
guy 1: why so sensitive?
guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.
guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?
guy 2: (silence)
guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.
guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.
guy 1: why so sensitive?
guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.
guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?
guy 2: (silence)
guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.
guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.
by matt and steve December 26, 2007
Get the moral herpesmug. by P Thomas March 2, 2008
Get the Herpe Glowmug. by El Nicko June 2, 2008
Get the general herpesmug. by SamIsAcidic August 7, 2018
Get the Ear Herpesmug.