Hawaiian Pizza

The best kind of pizza.

Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.

As a Canadian who grew up with Hawaiian pizza, I have to say it's the best thing ever. The way the pineapple mingles with the bacon is just *chef's kiss*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

hawaiian tattoo

A "tattoo" in surf terminology is when you get scraped on the reef therefor a Hawaiian tattoo would be get scraped or cut on the reef in hawaii

when I was surfing in Hawaii I fell on the reef, it sucked but at least I got a Hawaiian tattoo

by Trustittrustit July 28, 2016

Hawaiian fudge

When you stretch 2 pineapple rings over your penis before engaging in anal intercourse. Extra points if you yell “Aloha” during climax

“Last night I pulled a Hawaiian fudge on my girl then made her eat the pineapple”.

by Stumeat November 1, 2017

Hawaiian Muscle Job

Two large Hawaiian males with ukuleles double penetrating someone while singing "somewhere over the rainbow"

I went to Oahu for my bachelorette party and I ended up getting a Hawaiian Muscle Job from two surfers on the beach

by Capthesaint November 17, 2017

Hawaiian breezed

When you are standing outside on the beach down wind of a group of men that are jerking off and their load splashes you in the face.

Me and my homies Hawaiian Breezed this bitch lastnight.

by Bludtung February 8, 2018

Hawaiian Punch suprise

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period

Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise

by PBJsandwich27 November 20, 2018

Hawaiian Banana Split

2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.

Jennifer and Ashley seem to be enjoying Kahuna's Hawaiian Banana Split

by Crowdraven87 June 23, 2019