Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame
Hey you want a farm handjob?

I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.
by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022
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Backdoor Handjob

When a man is on all fours and his significant other jerks his cock from behind, and for bonus points eats his ass at the same time.
Man 1: Yo Brian's mom wants to milk my cock like a cow tonight!
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?
by 4skinFrank March 08, 2016
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elven handjob

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat
Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob
by rapydave May 04, 2015
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meg-handjob

a girl named megan that gives herself way too much credit for having a "witty" personality, but the only thing witty about her is the irrelevant verb hyfinated in to her name...she's decently cool as well
by ceeg10inches August 25, 2015
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Boost Handjob

A handjob, but with boost.
Adam: I received a boost handjob last night.
Pete: Sweet.
by dan444448 November 08, 2016
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soapy handjob

A soapy handjob describes the benefits of a hand car wash over a fully automatic version. A soapy handjob delivers exceptional results resulting in the owner sensing a high level of ecstasy at the conclusion of the soapy handjob.
Hey Jim that car is filthy mate get it round the garage for a fully automated car wash.
No chance Bob I much prefer a soapy handjob mate. After its done I feel on top of the World.
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Henson Handjob

A sexual act where Person A sticks their hand up Person B's ass. Then Person B gives a handjob to another individual
She said she was into Muppets but I didn't know that she wanted to give her boyfriend a Henson Handjob
by Hand over the muppet August 26, 2021
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