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Henson Handjob

A sexual act where Person A sticks their hand up Person B's ass. Then Person B gives a handjob to another individual
She said she was into Muppets but I didn't know that she wanted to give her boyfriend a Henson Handjob
by Hand over the muppet August 26, 2021
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Boost Handjob

A handjob, but with boost.
Adam: I received a boost handjob last night.
Pete: Sweet.
by dan444448 November 8, 2016
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Friendship handjob

When you love your friend and want to show them how much you love them through physical connection.
by Emscarily January 9, 2019
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Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame
Hey you want a farm handjob?

I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.
by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022
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handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.
"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
by drsanchez January 25, 2016
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Montreal handjob

A handjob in which the girl occasionally uses her mouth, lips or tongue to stimulate the penis and/or scrotum. Orgasm is generally provided manually, though the girl may position herself such that most or all of the ejaculate is deposited on her face.
The booker said it would be just a massage with a happy ending but the girl surprised me with a Montreal handjob.
by Epic R. Guy August 4, 2018
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icy handjob

The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"
What were you up to last night?

You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.
by ChillyColdCanadian April 4, 2019
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