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Friendship handjob

When you love your friend and want to show them how much you love them through physical connection.
by Emscarily January 9, 2019
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soapy handjob

A soapy handjob describes the benefits of a hand car wash over a fully automatic version. A soapy handjob delivers exceptional results resulting in the owner sensing a high level of ecstasy at the conclusion of the soapy handjob.
Hey Jim that car is filthy mate get it round the garage for a fully automated car wash.
No chance Bob I much prefer a soapy handjob mate. After its done I feel on top of the World.
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German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.
"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.
by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022
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Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
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catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018
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fairy handjob

Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.
Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.
by woofbro February 9, 2014
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Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame
Hey you want a farm handjob?

I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.
by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022
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