cyber guilt

1. that feeli​ng you get when you recei​ve a "​frien​d reque​st"​ from someo​ne you'​re acquainted​ with,​ and/​or have been acqua​inted​ with-​possi​bly for years​,​ but have nothi​ng in commo​n with,​ and could​n'​t care less about​ what their​ "​life"​ is like "​these​ days"​ or in the days,​ weeks​,​ and years​ to come.​

2. that feeli​ng you get when you'​re faced​ with the decis​ion to "​appro​ve"​ or "​deny"​ a comme​nt on your socia​l netwo​rk of choic​e from a curre​nt "​frien​d"​ that refle​cts how littl​e they actua​lly know or under​stand​ about​ you in the first​ place​

"I recei​ved a frien​d reque​st from that girl in my class​ who talks​ all the time and never​ says anyth​ing,​ but becau​se I have to sit next to her 3 days a week,​ I'll feel "​cyber guilt​"​ if I don'​t accep​t it."

"I recei​ved an anima​ted comme​nt with some guys flexi​ng butt muscl​es and I think​ it's ignor​ant as hell,​ but if I don'​t post it I'll feel "​cyber​ guilt​".
by 1wiseass November 17, 2008
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guilt jerk

to make someone feel bad for you to induce them to do something.
"but mom it's time for me to grow up! i should be allowed to stay out after midnight!"

"but honey, you're so precious to me! i couldn't deal if something happened to you! i'd die!"

"-grumble- fine mom i'll be back at 11. i can't believe you would guilt jerk me like this!"
by thentheresmee January 25, 2010
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Gamer Guilt

The ever-increasing anxiety created for a video gamer that has an embarrassing Stack of Shame.
"My gamer guilt is getting so strong, it's to the point where I want to cut out most genres of games to play just so I can focus on my favorite one. Then I might be able to keep my stack of shame under control."

"It's no wonder I'm single—my gaymer guilt keeps me from dating!"

"How can I ever have someone over to play games, when they'll instantly realize I have a stack of shame. It's embarrassing." smh
by CadeRageous February 28, 2012
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Guilt Rape

After thwarting a rape attempt, guilting the would've-been victim into sex.
John: "Wanna go to that party tonight?"
Bob: "I can't, I'm hanging out with that girl I saved from that rape last night, I'm planning on a good guilt rape tonight."
by bignimby April 17, 2011
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cum guilt

When a girl makes you feel guilty for cumming in/on her
Her: "I feel so gross now that you have cum in me."
Him: "Wow, way to make me feel cum guilt."
by DickTrick February 19, 2011
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Historical Guilt

The feeling of great shame, regret and/or sadness for a historical moment or something that happened in the past.
"Bro, there are way too many black people in this country."

"I concur, I am feeling some serious historical guilt for america' slave trade decisions."
by LOLDudes March 05, 2013
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Guilt Fuck

To have sex with someone (whom you presumably dislike) with the intention of calling them in 3 months claiming to have contracted a minor STD.

This may be generally considered a passive aggressive version of the ever popular Hate Fuck.
Man, I totally just guilt fucked my ex. I hope she buys that she gave me the herp.
by ghost_brigade February 08, 2009
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