guan

a sticky smokable substance used to 'get high'. otherwise known as cannabis.

"oi how much guan u got left boss...i'm feelin for some zootage"

by kabu January 19, 2004

Guan

It's basically a wild-card word. You can you it for anything. It has both positive and negative connotation.

Also, see: What the Guan?

Origin: a misinterpretation of Sean Kingston's gwan

A: "Dude, did you hear about what Stacy did with that donkey???"

B: "Yeah dude, she is such a Guan"

A: "Dude, I can't believe we got free Doritos!!!"

B: "Yeah, that was some good Guan."

by xBackhand June 9, 2011

Jennifer Garner

hott ass bitch

damn she's fine

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

garnet valley

A bunch of big husky rich kids that fuck bitches and get money. We don't fight but we just like to look tough. All we wear is brand name clothes

Springfield kid: you trying to smoke some weed?
Garnet Valley kid: na i'm trying to fuck some bid

by rwilliams is a bosssss July 4, 2011

garner-bait

Young looking bird that Garner wants to poke with his tiny schlong!!!

Cor, look at that Garner-bait across the road (on a quad). She wants it big time!!

by Dirty pisshead February 26, 2005

Garner

The process of being a total bender and playing computer games for eight hours straight

Person A: I might pull a Garner
Person B: Bender, why do you wunna play 8 hours for

by cranford69 March 12, 2010

garnishz

Any Garnish on the rim of a cocktail that high end bartenders who get creative with their recipes use.

Don't give me no soggy fruit, stick some garnishz in my juice. F'chizz!

by CO in Sac. January 4, 2008