graphically hot

Very very hot. Extremely hot. At least a ten on the Masterman/Baby J Scale.

Masterman: Baby J, check out that chick. She's graphically hot.

Baby J: Masterman, that graphically hot girl is staring at you, but completely ignoring me.

by Andrew May 2, 2004

grapholagnia

(graff-o-lag-ne-ah)

An abnormal desire to look at pornography.

"Now, how many of you sick fuckers writting sexual definitions know your suffering from grapholagnia?"

Example #2:

Yepsen: Man, I can't find the guys! Have you seen an of them come threw here?

Кели: Yeah, those fuckers are all in the back having a circle jerk to JJ on instant replay.

Yepsen: Aw shit girl. How long they been back there?

Кели: A good minute now. You know they all got the grapholagnia!

Yepsen: I don't know if I wanna catch grapholagnia. Is it worse than the clap?

Кели: *smack* No, you jackass. It's not VD is't a condition!

Yepsen: A conditon...Like the hair stuff?

Кели: Noooo, Awww fucket. Man, just go see the guys!

Yepsen: Should I wear protective gear? I don't wanna catch nothin!' I'm meating up with my lady in a minute.

Кели: Shit, I would! Why do you think I'm out here? Somebody's gotta work.

Yepsen: True, true. For serious though...Is is contagious?

Кели: Man, get the fuck on and read a book. It's a desire to look at pornography!

Yepsen: Oh damn, . . .I know plenty of fools with that girl!

Кели: Obvious right!? Just look at the writting on the wall here;D

Yepsen: You gonna come check out some Jamison?

Кели: No man. I may drink some with a lil sour and a cherry though while you guys chill.

Yepsen: Later!

Кели: Be good man!

by IKnoYouJerkItToJamisonOnTheReg November 11, 2012

rebel graphics

A website made to rip people off. crappy graphics

Hey did you hear about Rebel Graphics? They ripped me off with a crappy logo!

by Juan234 November 13, 2007

Black Girl Graph

The Black Girl Graph is a graph representing black women:
50% Fat
15% Gang related
10% purple vaginas
10% ugly
10% pancake nipples
5% hot

The Black Girl Graph is represented here*points to graph*

by the only real ninja here February 20, 2010

Gryphon

The act of talking or trying to exclaim something while a dick is in the mouth.

Probably derived from the extended neck, wide eyes and open mouth features of many gryphons and gargoyles.

She was giving me a blowjob when she noticed my lacross tattoo and pulled a gryphon.

by hitthebrace February 2, 2010

Gryph

A person who commits a random act of stupidity and hope.

1.)"Dude that guy just looked at me then looked away and pretended not to see me, he's a total Gryph."
2.)N00b- "How'd that guy see me coming"
Norm- "He probably looked at the minimap ...dude you're a Gryph"
3.)"Shut up Gryph...Just shut up"
4.)N00b- "Where did that come from, I was hiding where no one could see me"
Norm- "Well someone obviously could see you Gryph"

by Arcacious February 18, 2009

Gumph

An alcoholic beverage also known as Cherry Lambrini.

Best accompanied by some ice, a glace cherry and served in the Holy Grail Of Gumph (located in Scotland.)

"Right, lets get wired in about The Gumph now"

by KevTheBaptist September 14, 2006