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Kiol Gremlin 

A term to describe an evil and ugly person who looks like gremlin
That Kiol Gremlin over there is such a terrible person.
Kiol Gremlin by SpaghetsRcool November 30, 2021

Sex gremlin

An ‘intelligent person’ (some may call a nerd) who sabotages his (potential) intelligence in return for the sate/experience of being drunk (usually through drinking countless shots of pure vodka). This type of person regularly exercises, often too much to the point that their muscles spasm , particularly in the form of masturbating (especially to porn) .
Bobby: “What’s Jakub up to? He’s not responding to my messages. “
Lily: “He’s probably wanking, exercising or drinking.”
*Later*
Jakub: “All of ThE aBovE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Emma: “You sound pissed”
Lily: “You’re such a sex gremlin”

Quote(from a sex gremlin): “Drinking isn’t about enjoyment, it’s about getting hammered as quickly as possible”
Sex gremlin by Mr. Bob Ross December 20, 2021

Desk gremlin

A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting

Basically a blowjob by the books
Briella is a great desk gremlin
Desk gremlin by Mad nad 600 January 24, 2023

The Skippy Gremlin

A mystical being that visits young stoners to show them the ways of the bong
His body shape changes depending on how much marijuana is in your system, and he can be heard by his iconic mating cry of "Are ye skippy?"
He is associated with many other ethereal beings such as the RA coon
"Lads I just hit that bong so fuckin hard, the Skippy gremlin will be visiting soon"

Or

Stoner 1:"Lads I just fuckin heard something"
Stoner 2: "Don't worry my fresh crossaint, it's just the oul skippy gremlin doing the rounds"
The Skippy Gremlin by theskippycorsa November 22, 2017

West Indies Gremlin 

A frivolous freak. Who feeds on young girls soul. They can also shapeshift into christy vanderlip
You must be a West Indies gremlin because I can smell your abundant stench from here

rim gremlin 

an individual who licks the sphincter of another individual
"Man Siegfried and Roy are such rim gremlins."
rim gremlin by PeterCheeks February 5, 2008