Poo Gremlin

The fictional gremlin that you imagine touching your ass as you poo into a dark smelly porto-potty.

Mark: Ricky I havent shit in 3 days!

Ricky: Why thats weird?

Mark: No its not, im just afraid of the Poo Gremlin touching my ass while I shit. Ill just wait till I get home.

by Mark Van Fucko November 17, 2011

Wall Gremlin

A person who continually leaves unwanted posts on your Facebook wall.

"Hey Stacy, I saw that Jim left another post on your wall this morning."

"Yeah, I know. That's his third this week. He's such a wall gremlin."

"Go Bengals!"

by CarthOnasi July 20, 2008

code gremlin

Strange behavior in a buggy computer program, which you have yet to find an explanation for

I'm writing a linked list, but when I try to print it with some test data the nodes are all in the wrong order and I can't figure out why. Fucking code gremlins...

by ah95425 October 26, 2019

Tremlin Gremlin

oral sex, or the act of recieving it. Or a phrase reffering to it.

I just got some tremlin gremlin.

by Sprucekid February 15, 2009

Vagina Gremlin

The meaning in which you encounter a females genitalia and see something that should not be there, i.e. lint, tampon, cobwebs, a smurf, perhaps a strong odor, or a used condom. Not limited to std's.

Hey man i was with this girl last night and we were like eatin' face and shit so i ripped her draws off and was like "oh shit...... Vagina Gremlin."

by eyetaleyewwhut August 11, 2012

pocket gremlin

that little creature who lives in your pocket (also has become the explanation of how any wires in your pocket(s) gets tangled up

"what the hell...my headphones, they're tangled up DAMN YOU POCKET GREMLIN!!!"

by WHYAREYOUTOUCHINGMEMATTITSMEKYLE January 6, 2008

gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.

Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.

by Schlink238 January 24, 2017