An ‘intelligent person’ (some may call a nerd) who sabotages his (potential) intelligence in return for the sate/experience of being drunk (usually through drinking countless shots of pure vodka). This type of person regularly exercises, often too much to the point that their muscles spasm , particularly in the form of masturbating (especially to porn) .
Bobby: “What’s Jakub up to? He’s not responding to my messages. “
Lily: “He’s probably wanking, exercising or drinking.”
*Later*
Jakub: “All of ThE aBovE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Emma: “You sound pissed”
Lily: “You’re such a sex gremlin”
Quote(from a sex gremlin): “Drinking isn’t about enjoyment, it’s about getting hammered as quickly as possible”
A mystical being that visits young stoners to show them the ways of the bong
His body shape changes depending on how much marijuana is in your system, and he can be heard by his iconic mating cry of "Are ye skippy?"
He is associated with many other ethereal beings such as the RA coon
"Lads I just hit that bong so fuckin hard, the Skippy gremlin will be visiting soon"
Or
Stoner 1:"Lads I just fuckin heard something"
Stoner 2: "Don't worry my fresh crossaint, it's just the oul skippy gremlin doing the rounds"