gouche finger

the act of penetrating ones gouche with the finger. very painfull

I gave matt the worst gouche finger last night

by Patrick Bouley February 8, 2007

Goucher College

Goucher College, located in the heart of Towson, Maryland is not only known for its impressive curriculum, it is known for its 'freaks and geeks.' Not just your average freak or geek but a die hard "Pirate Club" member, Cat and Muppet girl and a large population of overly (weird) artistic individuals who are most likely homosexual. Where dressing to promote Hot Topic and dying your hair neon green is considered cool. And who could forget the overly-dedicated Goucher Gopher lacrosse players? Who truley believe that his membership to not a D1, not D2, but yes, a D3 lacrosse team is a way of life. Bottom line, you play lacrosse for Goucher College, do you really think that anyone is taking you seriously? Stop celebrating because you are a bunch of true die hard fags and nothing more.

Goucher College is in a great area!

by Not a Gopher Fan July 28, 2008

gouche ladder

A line of barbell piercings along the gouche (also spelled guiche), usually perpendicular to the line of skin. Not sure if it's more common in women or men. Men occasionally also have a frenum ladder and a hafada ladder.

Gouche ladders actually aren't that painful, as they are simply surface piercings. They're just a series of gouche piercings!

by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006

goshen

Short lived Death Metal band from the late 1990's based out of the Purcellville/Leesburg VA area. They made a shotty demo called "Abadons Unholy" which has some pretty good guitar riffs and fast rythmns.

Goshen was a pretty cool death metal band

by Commander Copenhagen May 14, 2006

Köln Gusher Effect

1. A side-effect arising from a female foreign exchange student, alienated by language barriers, deciding to spend the semester in her bedroom, auto-stimulating.

2. A prog-rock band from Wisconsin.

"My God, dude! We slept together once before she left, but now she's returned there is a serious Köln Gusher Effect going on!"
"Hot! Did you have a towel?"

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

Gouche

An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.

Jeesie joe of all that is holy you should see this gouche that just started at my work!

by S. T. S. November 4, 2008

Gouche

A gay man who is arrogant that acts like a douche bag.

Chad can be such a gouche to his boyfriend

by avatarxl July 23, 2011