Gooey Louie

The act in which a male ejaculates in a females nose and the female proceeds to inhale the semen and cough it up as a loogie in the morning.

Stacey woke up this morning and hawked a gooey louie on my pillow.

by Baby Dick 69 September 26, 2010

Goop

A term used to describe alcohol and weed. Also used as a term to ask someone if they are shitfaced or high.

“Are you off the goop boss” and “You got any goop for tonight mush”

by Bigdonwithdefos March 27, 2020

Gooey Sanchez

1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)

2: Take a large crap in the sock

3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey

4: Swing the sock at someone

Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt

That is a Gooey Sanchez

"why did you swing that gooey sh*t at me man!"

by Ryguy Whits (thanks to M.W.) September 25, 2004

Goofy

A person who is weird in the cute way. Usually a female.

A goofy person will always surprise you.

Him: Your so goofy!
Her: giggles and says, I know!!!

by Squishybish May 30, 2019

Goofy Granny

A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.

Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?

Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.

Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.

by Lumpbag May 29, 2009

Gooky Booty

A female of Asian descent having a large ass resembling that of a typical black woman. This is a rarity as most Asians have Glutius Flatosis, an ass resembling a very straight flat board.

Tom: “Check out that Asian bitch in the hot pants.”
Izzo: “Shit! I haven’t seen a Gooky Booty like that since the Korean War.”
Tom: “Man, I’ve been look’n for some of that Asian invasion!!!”
Izzo: Five dollah…sho’ll make you holla (to be stated emphatically with an Asian
accent).

by Hu Fung Poo April 30, 2006

Goop

A product line by Gwenyth Paltrow that takes the worst of essential oils and Crystal healing to create a completely new highly overpriced snake oil targeting middle class moms worldwide. Heavily criticised by celebrities such as JonTron, while loved by celebrities like Oprah.

I absolutely could not live without my psychic vampire mist from goop!

by Zip zoom September 25, 2019