Goontard

An individual who does nothing but masturbate and the only thing they think about and discuss is sexual subjects.

Jimmy is such a Goontard all he talks is Sophie Rain

by Diddy's 23rd Tooth July 30, 2025

goonching

goonching is the act of trenching and gooning at the same time

bruh i was up genny goonching my shit to the chart

by trench2424 August 13, 2025

goontigga

a autistic nigga that goons. stemmed from 'autigga', a famous Instagram comment insult

Steven: 'Look, there's the local goontigga!'

by The Spastik Autiggasaurus August 25, 2025

Goontime

1) The time when all the goons come out to play, similar to the witching hour

2) A time at which a person chooses to furiously goon

1)
Do you wanna go get some food?
No man don’t go out there, it’s the goontime.

2)
Hey Kate you wanna hang out at 5?
Sorry I can’t, that’s my goontime.

by wordhuntgod69 August 26, 2025

GOONATHIAN

Derivative offshoot of the word GOON

The ultimate human-evolution if scientists ran inhumane never ending testing on subjects to turn them into pure GOONING human psychees by sheer mind-fractioning their subconsciousness into 100 different personalities all designed to create the ultimate GOON.

Now in its own pinnacle form this demented maniacal haywire monomaniacle immediate threat to the sorrounding are and the world at large

THIS GOONATHIAN MF BRO!!! DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT!!!!

by DEULOFEUXxX September 5, 2025

Goonhog

Ma weiner

Strokin my goonhog all day every day.

by The haydero October 3, 2025

Goontree

Iykyk. Only real ones can understand

Bro let's go to the goontree

by ImagineDragonsFan524 October 14, 2025