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The Jane Goodall Award

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.
by Legacy II January 8, 2016
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goof

a goof is a child molester in prison that likes young boys.they must be kept in protective custody. quite often murdered or beaten into comas.
to snuff a goof would be glory
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gooba

An expression of confusion and love. Said to friends when there is nothing else to say but "I have no idea what's going on but I enjoy your company regardless."
ex1
Friend: So, what do you think about the death of "Mary Halstead"?
Me: ...gooba... :(
ex2
Friend: I enjoy Python programming as compared to C++.
Me: Gooba?
ex3
Friend: What do you think about the Raider's offensive lineman blah blah blah...
Me: (interupts) GOOOOOOBAAAHHHH!!
by csl110 October 8, 2012
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Rat goof

An inferior being of some sort and a word that is now being said by everyone
by ratgoof July 22, 2011
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goof tooth

A fleshy, yet firm piece of skin inside a woman's vagina typically slightly above or slightly below the clitoris, somewhat extraneous that at a glance resembles a flesh-colored large front tooth. While performing cunnilingus on a vagina with a Goof Tooth, performers have noted that the Goof Tooth excretes trace amounts of air and as doing so makes a faint (but distinctive) "Awh-yuck" sound effect.
"Billy pulled down Susie's skirt and was shocked to see that, as feared, her vagina did indeed have a goof tooth."
by William Wallace V February 6, 2008
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goodaftie

- goodaftie my love ;)
- good aftie " "
- goodaft " "
by srph September 26, 2008
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Goof on the roof

The name of a 1953 Three Stooges short where the Stooges are entrusted with taking care of a friends house, installing a television set and featuring some of Shemp Howards best comedic slapstick work as well as a hilarious pratfall by Larry and Moe at his crabbiest.
by Stooge Fan September 22, 2003
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