Goobs

A man that gets no bitches and has a sad life.

man 1: Bro i feel like such a goobs right now.

man 2: What does that mean?

man 1: i cant get any bitches bro.

by THELEGEND275697 April 1, 2022

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a goob is a name for someone who acts cool but is very annoying and short

girl 1: oh my heck why is chad so short and annoying?
girl 2: well he is a goob

by The nicknamer April 3, 2022

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Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.

Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.

by sluckygush April 11, 2022

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What someone says when there is food in their mouth and they are trying to say “good”. They are usually talking about the food.

How’s the food?
While chewing: *it’s goob*

by Quadobyulon March 27, 2021

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GOOB

GOOB is the philosophy that Grande Omega is of more importance than Women
Grande Omega Over Bitches.

John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.

John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.

by BrankoNedeljkovic May 12, 2021

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The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024

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