The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.
Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024
Get the GOOBmug. 
The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”
“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”
“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021
Get the Goob Loogiemug. What you call someone when you're trying to show affection towards them (invented by @/PepperMintTeee on twitter).
by kettakujo September 1, 2023
Get the Goobmug. by Dkwondducjwoqkdnrnrfidjenlqkqd March 23, 2017
Get the Goobmug. GOOB is the philosophy that Grande Omega is of more importance than Women
Grande Omega Over Bitches.
John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.
Grande Omega Over Bitches.
John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.
by BrankoNedeljkovic May 12, 2021
Get the GOOBmug. by Jenna tulls January 16, 2018
Get the Goobmug.