He is a alcoholic in denial. He turns up every single day and claims it's occasional. He usually likes to contradict everything Mehak says but it's okay because she usually knows it all and corrects him. What a sweet gal!
by Hellomynameishellomyname May 27, 2017
Get the Fernando Gomezmug. All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.
by Dirty Gomez April 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Gomezmug. Jaime gomez is a famous actor that starred in various movies during his childhood he attended ascension solorsano middle school he was bullied for being fat black and ugly this drove him to go to acting classes and this started his acting career
by mario_arguello June 1, 2022
Get the Jaime Gomezmug. The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.
toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
by fetishgio August 24, 2020
Get the SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)mug. Honestly one of the funniest guys you will ever meet.He is actually the best mexican guy you can ever meet.He is such a smartass,he is funny as fuck and will do anything no matter what it is.He gets grounded a lot and he will do anything to get kicked out of school he is one of the best friends you will ever have and never lose him.
by im broke af kid January 30, 2020
Get the Diego Gomezmug. Making such sweet cunnilingus love to your woman that she covers your face in lady juice and you smile up at her with a Mexican grin.
I loved my woman so much she blessed with with a coating to make my smile angelic in the way of a shiny Gomez.
by TrickMcCready October 14, 2019
Get the shiny gomezmug. A sexual position in which the woman must hold an American flag in one hand and wear a sombrero, while the male must have grown a thick handlebar moustache and resemble a spaniard.
by Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkk July 4, 2016
Get the American Gomezmug.