Goldfish

The polar opposite of a catfish; not photogenic but really attractive in person

Carolina is such a goldfish it’s great!

by CrustMstBust December 28, 2023

Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD

“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”

by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017

Noah's Goldfish

noah who owns a white bowl of original goldish and is now eating it...

i have a profile piuture with Noah's Goldfish

by bigballs-2904 April 26, 2025

Goldfish Roulette

The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.

Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were

Ryan- I took it like a champ though

by Popsdock May 31, 2016

Goldfish poop

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.

Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.

by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

King of the Goldfish

A man who lives off of tiny crackers in the shape of a goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish as you can tell by the empty silver bag & crumbs on his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022