german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

by Wealcattty October 15, 2017

German Dan

to "German Dan" someone is to strike, knee or kick another person in the testicles.

"he just German Danned someone!"

by g dan March 27, 2009

German wetsuit

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female

Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit

by The fist fucker September 27, 2018

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

german flag

When you simultaneously piss and shit while on your period at the same time

“yo i just had a german flag it hurt like hell”
“that sucks man im sorry”

by arsenicnitrogen September 29, 2023

German joke

An exceptionally good (or bad) pun which would make an American groan. This MUST be delivered with a perfectly straight face. It is considered an art form, called "Wortspiel" in Germany.

Person A -- Did you hear about the guy who drove his car into a tree to find out how a Mercedes bends?

Person Q -- *GROAN* Damn your German joke!

by megafest7 April 1, 2010

German Toppy

When a girl (usually a Thot) performs oral sex for any Dusty nigga that should cross her path

He told me she gave him that good German Toppy.

by Germanfinders October 10, 2014