genitanal radiation

A warm to hot region left behind on a chair by someones ass or genitals when they get up.

When Sally got out of her chair, I sat in it. Her ass an pussy threw off so much genitanal radiation, you could fry an egg on the chair!

by Bahdog March 24, 2007

geitner

A Geitner is someone who always has ulterior motives and only their own interests in mind.

"Dude, I am pretty sure Joe is overcharging us for the electricity this month."

"What a Geitner."

by spanyo May 4, 2009

geitner

referring to secretary of treasury Timothy Geitner: when adult supervision of monetary issues is undermined by sheer stupidity on ones own behalf.

"my bank account would have been a lot better off if i had not been a geitner last weekend."

by son of antt April 8, 2009

Genital harpies

A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.

After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.

The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.

Brandon: "How was last night?"

Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"

Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."

Aaron: "So?"

Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"

Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."

Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"

Aaron: "Fuck."

by arekushi2 September 29, 2010

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

genital

4 men
penis,dick,cock etc.....
4 women
vangina,cunt,pussy

scorpio controls the genitals

by bloody vampire May 11, 2007

geriatric swagger

1- When a person walks into a room like Ozzy Osbourne.

2- A swagger that is associated with the geriatric
stagger of old people.

3- On the hit television series "The Osbournes", Ozzy
walks with a geriatric swagger.

Drunk 1: "Check her out. Six beer and a three-paper
joint and she's wasted!"

Drunk 2: "Yeah, she's walking with a geriatric swagger."

by josh_mcg November 6, 2008