Geezer

A goofy, weird person; someone who does strange things that are out of the ordinary, a loser.

Person 1: Did you see that band kid walk by
Person 2: Yeah dude he’s such a geezer

by cumward2 March 16, 2023

geezered

To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close

that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life

by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023

Geezer

old person who likes dancing with his cane

what you upto you old Geezer

by 201HH November 25, 2020

The Geezer Bandit

TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha

The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…

by Pushmataha January 29, 2023

Geezer

Some people use It as a term to greet a friend but the geezer I know is a mop haired emo, he loves chocolate too much and is secretly a fruity Don his dad is tt but his sister is a dirty crackhead who thinks she famous. His house is basically a homeless shelter and could easily be robbed by a few Grebs. Overall he’s a bit of a tramp

Shut, up geezer your a tramp

by Anti geez November 13, 2019

Geezer

The greatest gentleman out there especially Bongi

Damm are you a geezer

Are you part of the geezers

by B bandzzz July 9, 2021

Geezer

Geezer meaning a "bad boy".

Of any age in London England up to the end of the 20th century, a "lad" a person into petty crime maybe, also loud, bit of a Romeo with the ladies, tough street wise.

Possibly from "Guise" clothing/coverage/mask as in disguise. Often a street performer in "disguise".
or
Geezer from Yeezer/Yeeser from old Gaelic meaning Jesus.

"e's a bit of a geezer ain't e?"
"Yea, fuckin' well 'ard. But I reckon I could kick the fuck outta 'im".

by anonymous March 2, 2022