A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.
Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
Get the non-gasmmug. by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
Get the head-gasmmug. A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.
by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021
Get the whip-gasmmug. A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
Get the park-gasmmug. A Corona-gasm is the gasm that a guy has when he puts only the crown of a tube-steake in his mouth -- (probably because his cock-head is too big to get in his mouth)-- and sucks a mouthful of creamy goodness out of his throbbing dick and swallows it or sno-balls it first.
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
Get the Corona-gasmmug. A juice-gasm is the opposite of a dry-gasm.
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
Get the juice-gasmmug. WHEN YOU ARE ENJOYING SEXUAL PLEASURES AND BEGIN TO LOOSE YOUR MIND RIGHT BEFORE HAVING AN ORGASM. 'GETTING CRUNK AS YOU CLIMAX.'
BEN - "OH SHIT. . AHHH SHITT! . . YAY-YEA! I just came."
SALLY - "I CAN TELL. WHILE YOU WERE HAVING YOUR CRUNK-GASM YOU HEADBUTTED ME TWICE."
SALLY - "I CAN TELL. WHILE YOU WERE HAVING YOUR CRUNK-GASM YOU HEADBUTTED ME TWICE."
by AUSTIN-STILL June 19, 2010
Get the CRUNK-GASMmug.