gaypertunity

A time when you get to do something that a homosexual would do.

Person 1: I was alone with him in the office for twenty minutes!
Person 2: Did you do something?
Person 1: I missed my gaypertunity.

by ssskinner June 2, 2010

gaper

when a girl acts like she ain't been fucked in the ass...but she has.

"Fuck me in my virgin ass"..."wow, yer a gaper."

by JefferD December 19, 2004

gnapper

a slang word for vagina. (the g is silent)

I really love a freshly shaven gnapper.

by dr. gnappy August 27, 2009

Gapped

When a woman has been fucked with something so enormous (e.g. a Dragon dildo, or any variant of a Big Dick such as a BWC or a BBC) that her pussy can't return to it's previous tightness. This is where the phrase,"once you go black you'll never go back" comes from. It's not about race so much as it's about grinding the walls of your vagina down until it's like a fleshy, 16th century smoothbore cannon that can fire out ping pong balls with ease. As they say, "Burn the coal, pay the toll." Similarly, while the sensitivity may return, some women who have become mothers will say, "It just isn't the same," after they've had kids. That's because they've pushed something between the size of a brick to a cinder block out of the ol' roastie.

That chick is gapped as fuck. She's either a Cam Whore or dated too many black guys, because that shit was like a hot dog in a hallway.

by ClassicalPositioning November 20, 2019

gaper

a fucking fag that knows nothing about skiing and cant ski at all and are total posers that wear all the top brands and go in the park and cut everyone off and fall of the handle tow. Gapers usually take it in the ass everynight and stand on the landing of the jump pissing everyone off or rolls over the jumps and attempts to hit rails but falls and doesnt know how to put their skis back on....Fucking Gapers

Me-Get off the jump
Gaper-How?
Me-get the fuck off the jump!
Gaper-i dont know how kus i like men

by Screaminsemengaper March 23, 2009

gipper

a type of tube sock.

Yours gippers are so HAWT.

by Tara Kat Rose May 6, 2006

Gaper

Adjective. A male or female who would rather stare at the scenery then ride (ski or snowboard) the hill. Gapers can cause congestion at crucial intersections and sometimes get dealt with accordingly.

"Did you see me spray those gapers with snow back there?"

by Sickter6 February 6, 2013