Gary

Spongbob's pet snail

Garrrrryyyyyyyy......where are you Gary

by Yohou February 8, 2017

gary

45+ overweight IT geek who eats cheetos all day has no mates has chippie all through his beard and smells of urine.

Gary: "want to hang out tonight?"

General public: "No!"

by g1rynofriends February 18, 2017

Gary

The Title Lower Than Scrub

You're Such A Gary.

by Page_Dog February 2, 2016

Gary

Short for Garried
He's married but he's obviously gay.
Or he's heterosexual but he's way too effeminate to be an option for those who like a manly man.

Oh look, his wife is so hot, but he's ordering a champagne!
Gary alert!
Or
We went on our first date and he talked about his feelings all night, he's such a Gary!
or
I'm a gay man and that Gary over there who's wearing a wedding ring, just pinched me on the ass as I walked past!
Or
I'm a gay man on grinder and a married man who's 'experimenting' just messaged me- Gary

by Simjay August 29, 2016

Gary

A terrible chaperone and poor judge of how much strength is needed to close a door. Typically results in violent slamming and damage to property.

Rick loves to go out drinking with his friends, but finding a reliable Gary is next to impossible because they are terrible at it.

Or
Hanging out with our friends and some retard Gary’d The sliding glass door so hard it was destroyed

by Tr3bee November 30, 2018

Gary Leeing

To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings

The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing

by DavesDenim April 11, 2015

gopher gary

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020