goldfinger

When you use toilet paper that is too thin and your finger unfortunately breaks the paper, resulting in a golden deposit on your finger.

Kev's had the hump all day after getting goldfinger in the toilet earlier. His finger stinks!

by Tain London April 24, 2008

Goldfish dick-flick

1.push erect penis down

2. Put goldfish on penis

3. Let go penis

4. Shoot goldfish in air (much like a roman catapult)

5. Catch goldfish in mouth and enjoy your penis flavored fish
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

by Alan and gunnybear May 31, 2013

go feed the goldfish

For use when you want to send someone (usually dumb or lower in the chain of command) away from a room so that you can discuss private matters with someone else.

To make someone scarce.

Possible gangster use. Probably a line in a movie.

"Hey Johnny. Why don't you go feed the goldfish. I'll be out in a minute"

by Neil-D December 7, 2007

Godfathered

To have been made an offer which one cannot refuse.

I didn't want to go pick up the pizza, but my friend Godfathered me, by saying he would pay for the pizza if I drove.

I was hesitant to trade Ray Rice, but he Godfathered me, offering me Arian Foster and a WR.

by Big Philly T June 27, 2012

Godfucked

Feeling so awfully sick to ones stomach, it could only be the result of God hating you. Usually associated with flu like symptoms.

Can also be associated with any day that has gone so badly you feel as if it's the wrath of God. Like being arrested, or having to tell the family you got fired.

Dude 1: Oh hells, I almost shit my self just now, and my stomach hurts so bad, I think God is punishing me.

Dude2: man, it sounds like you are Godfucked.

by Taipain January 16, 2013

Goldfish-ism

goldfish-ism is a temporary disease that effects your memory in the short term, in short

It’s a condition of memory loss but not really that serious

“Did you do your homework? “
“No I’m sorry I forgot, I have goldfish-ism”

by Teddybear7024 February 18, 2020

Goldfish

A fish which most owners underestimate in care.

Person 1: Heard you got a goldfish. Where's the fishbowl?
Person 2: Fishbowl? No, he's a pond boy.

by VioletThePurple July 12, 2021