glitter hole

A homosexual male's anus.

Guy #1: This dude at work thought I had a glitter hole.
Guy #2: No way! Did you tell him you like bishes?

or

Charlie: Mmm, Kevin! You look hot in those pants. I want to lick your glitter hole tonight!
Kevin: Oh, you silly queen! Come and get it.

by CrapIceberg May 12, 2011

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glitter sock

Usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. It is so named because of the "glittery" look of dried semen on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.
see: spunk sock

Fuck! Where's my glitter sock? My mom must have cleaned under the bed!

by slothropsez May 30, 2007

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gary glitter

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him

"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"

by niallthedragon October 03, 2008

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glitter af

when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.

"I wear gold on my eyelids because i'm glitter af."
quote used from a video

by ladyblue98 June 17, 2015

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glitter file

A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.

At the meeting with my boss, I showed him my glitter file. The next week, 5 people were laid off, but I was not one of them.

by bingofettstl December 24, 2008

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